I wrote up my lasagna recipe for Hypertext Magazine a few years ago. I’m a little amazed at how much my lasagna recipe has changed since then. But that’s what lasagna is all about. I’m also going to tell myself that I did not take the photo that accompanies the recipe, even though I know…
I wrote of my love of Macaroni and Cheese for Chicago Literati a couple of years ago. I will have to revisit my thoughts on it soon. I have such frequent thoughts about macaroni and cheese. It’s practically a philosophy of life.
New Year’s Resolutions are fucking stupid. They are just the worst fucking idea that any asshole ever came up with. *Thinks* Okay, maybe not the worst. I mean, fireworks stores exist. As do potatoes wrapped in plastic ready to be “baked” in a microwave for sale in the produce section right next to the potatoes…
I don’t even know where to start. I was all fired up when I sat down at the computer and now I’ve been sitting here and I’m halfway through my cocktail and all I’ve done is type sentences and erase them. I just don’t know where to start. I’m going to start with a terrible…
I haven’t written in a long while, not publicly, at least. I have a lot to say, so I’m just gonna do what I do when I’m not sure where to start and make a list. Also, there is a fly in my house and it is really pissing me off. When someone tells you…
