Today is a day of gratitude. A day to remind myself of the depth of my blessings. Some are easy. Because who wouldn’t be grateful for the luxury of being able to lie still with eyes open and watch the way the sun illuminates the clouds passing overhead, for the miracle of wind and water…
New Year’s Resolutions are fucking stupid. They are just the worst fucking idea that any asshole ever came up with. *Thinks* Okay, maybe not the worst. I mean, fireworks stores exist. As do potatoes wrapped in plastic ready to be “baked” in a microwave for sale in the produce section right next to the potatoes…
I don’t even know where to start. I was all fired up when I sat down at the computer and now I’ve been sitting here and I’m halfway through my cocktail and all I’ve done is type sentences and erase them. I just don’t know where to start. I’m going to start with a terrible…
I haven’t written in a long while, not publicly, at least. I have a lot to say, so I’m just gonna do what I do when I’m not sure where to start and make a list. Also, there is a fly in my house and it is really pissing me off. When someone tells you…